Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 in college. Soon after Geoffrey was selected as a 'New Face' performer at Just For Laughs Montreal and featured on FOX's 'Laughs' and Kevin Hart's LOL Network. Geoffrey is a regular at the world famous Comedy Cellar and has opened for Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Daniel Sloss, Dave Attell and Ari Shaffir among others. In 2021 Geoffrey released his first album "Prodigal Little Bitch" through 800lb Gorilla Records. The album went to #1 on iTunes and is played nationwide on SiriusXM radio. Geoffrey also co-hosts the "You're An Idiot" podcast which is the only funny podcast and is better than the Joe Rogan Experience. Onstage and offstage Geoffrey will not make eye contact, which is a blessing for all.